1: Crazy Sue's Story. Text Source: Daddy Jake, The Runaway by Joel Chandler Harris. Online at Hathi Trust. I have removed the frame material and standardized the spelling; click here for notes to the story.
The frogs made so much fuss 'cause they are mad with Mr. Rabbit. They are trying their best to drive him out of the swamp. It's one of them old-time fusses. It's most too old to talk about.
One time Mr. Rabbit and Mr. Coon live close to one another in the same neighborhoods. How they does now, I ain't a-telling you; but in them times there wasn't no hard feelings 'twixt 'em. They just went along like two old cronies. Mr. Rabbit, he was a fisherman, and Mr. Coon, he was a fisherman — Mr. Rabbit and Mr. Coon was both fishermans, but Mr. Rabbit, he catch fish, and Mr. Coon, he fished for frogs. Mr. Rabbit, he had mighty good luck, and Mr. Coon, he had mighty bad luck. Mr. Rabbit, he got fat and slick, and Mr. Coon, he got poor and sick.
It went on this a-way till one day Mr. Coon meet Mr. Rabbit in the big road. They shook hands, they did, and then Mr. Coon, he allow, "Brer Rabbit, where you get such a fine chance of fish?"
Mr. Rabbit laugh and say, "I catch 'em out of the river, Brer Coon. All I got to do is to bait my hook," says he.
Then Mr. Coon shake his head and allow, "Then how come I ain't can catch no frogs?"
Mr. Rabbit sat down in the road and scratched for fleas, and then he allow, "It's 'cause you done make 'em all mad, Brer Coon. One time in the dark of the moon, you slipped down to the branch an' catch the old King Frog; and ever since that time, whenever you are passing by, you can hear 'em sing out, first one an' then another — Here he come! There he goes! Hit him in the eye! Hit him in the eye! Mash him and smash him; mash him and smash him! Yes sir, that what they say. I hear 'em constant, Brer Coon, and that just what they say."
Then Mr. Coon up and say, "If that the way they goin' on, how the name of goodness can I catch 'em, Brer Rabbit? I pleased to have somethin' to eat for me an' my family connection."
Mr. Rabbit sort of grin in the corner of his mouth, and then he say, "Well, Brer Coon, bein' as you been so sociable 'long with me, an' ain't never showed yo' toothies when I pull yo' tail, I'll just whirl in an' help you out."
Mr. Coon, he say, "Thanky, thanky-do, Brer Rabbit."
Mr. Rabbit hung his fish on a tree limb, and say, "Now, Brer Coon, you pleased to do just like I tell you."
Mr. Coon allowed that he would if the Lord spared him.
Then Mr. Rabbit say, "Now, Brer Coon, you just rack down yonder, an' get on the big sand-bar 'twixt the river an' the branch. When you get there you must stagger like you sick, an' then you must whirl round an' round an' drop down like you dead. After you drop down, you must sort of jerk yo' legs once or twice, an' then you must lay right still. If fly light on yo' nose, let him stay there. Don't move; don't wink yo' eye; don't switch yo' tail. Just lay right there, and 'twon't be long 'fore you hear from me. Yet don't you move till I give the word."
Mr. Coon, he paced off, he did, and done just like Mr. Rabbit told him. He staggered round on the sand-bank, and then he dropped down dead. After so long a time, Mr. Rabbit come loping along, and soon as he get there, he squall out, "Coon dead!" This rousted the frogs, and they stuck their heads up for to see what all the rippit was about. One great big green one up and holler, "What the matter? What the matter?" He talk like he got a bad cold.
Mr. Rabbit allow, "Coon dead!"
Frog say, "Don't believe it! Don't believe it!
Another frog say, "Yes, he is! Yes, he is!" Little bit of one say, "No, he ain't! No, he ain't!"
They kept on disputing and disputing, till by and by it look like all the frogs in the neighborhoods was there.
Mr. Rabbit look like he ain't a-hearing nor a-caring what they do or say. He sat there in the sand like he going in mourning for Mr. Coon. The Frogs kept getting closer and closer. Mr. Coon, he ain't move. When a fly'd get on him, Mr. Rabbit he'd brush him off.
By and by he allow, "If you want to get him out of the way, now's your time, Cousin Frogs. Just whirl in an' bury him deep in the sand."
Big old Frog say, "How we goin' to do it? How we goin' to do it?"
Mr. Rabbit allow, "Dig the sand out from under him and let him down in the hole."
Then the Frogs they went to work sure enough. There must've been a hundred of 'em, and they make that sad fly, man. Mr. Coon, he ain't move. The Frogs, they dig and scratch in the sand till after while they had a right smart hole, and Mr. Coon was down in there.
By and by big Frog holler, "This deep enough? This deep enough?"
Mr. Rabbit allow, "Can you jump out?"
Big Frog say, "Yes, I can! Yes, I can!"
Mr. Rabbit say, "Then 'tain't deep enough."
Then the Frogs they dig and they dig, till, by and by, Big Frog say, "This deep enough? This deep enough?"
Mr. Rabbit allow, "Can you jump out?"
Big Frog say, "I just can! I just can!"
Mr. Rabbit say, "Dig it deeper."
Then Frogs keep on digging till by and by, big Frog holler out, "This deep enoug? This deep enoug?"
Mr. Rabbit allow, "Can you jump out?"
Big Frog say, "No, I can't! No, I can't! Come help me! Come help me!"
Mr. Rabbit bust out laughing, and holler out, "Rise up, Sandy, and get your meat!" and Mr. Coon riz.
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Tuesday, December 18, 2018
C107. How a Witch Was Caught
2: How a Witch Was Caught. Text Source: Daddy Jake, The Runaway by Joel Chandler Harris. Online at Hathi Trust. I have removed the frame material and standardized the spelling; click here for notes to the story.
One time there was a miller man what live by a river and had a mill. He was a mighty smart man. He took so much toll that he took and buyed him a house, and he want to rent that there house out to folks, but the folks they allowed that the house was haunted. They'd come and rent the house, they would, and move in there, and then go upstairs and go to bed. They'd go to bed, they would, but they couldn't sleep, and time it got day they'd get out of that house.
The miller man, he asked 'em what the matter was, but they just shook their head and allow the house was haunted. Then he took and try to find out what kind of haunt she was that scare folks. He sleep in the house, but he ain't see nothing, and the most what he hear was a big old gray cat a-promenading round and hollering.
By and by it got so that they want no fun in having the haunted house, and when folks'd come along the miller man, he'd just up and tell 'em that the house was haunted. Some'd go up and some wouldn't, but them what went up didn't stay, 'cause just about bedtime they'd fetch a yell and just come a-rushing down, and all the money in the United States of Georgia wouldn't get 'em for to go back up there.
HOW A WITCH WAS CAUGHT
One time there was a miller man what live by a river and had a mill. He was a mighty smart man. He took so much toll that he took and buyed him a house, and he want to rent that there house out to folks, but the folks they allowed that the house was haunted. They'd come and rent the house, they would, and move in there, and then go upstairs and go to bed. They'd go to bed, they would, but they couldn't sleep, and time it got day they'd get out of that house.
The miller man, he asked 'em what the matter was, but they just shook their head and allow the house was haunted. Then he took and try to find out what kind of haunt she was that scare folks. He sleep in the house, but he ain't see nothing, and the most what he hear was a big old gray cat a-promenading round and hollering.
By and by it got so that they want no fun in having the haunted house, and when folks'd come along the miller man, he'd just up and tell 'em that the house was haunted. Some'd go up and some wouldn't, but them what went up didn't stay, 'cause just about bedtime they'd fetch a yell and just come a-rushing down, and all the money in the United States of Georgia wouldn't get 'em for to go back up there.
It went on this away till one time a preacher man come along there and say he wanted somewheres to stay. He was a great big man, and he look like he was good according. The miller man say he hate mighty bad for to disaccommodate him, but he disappointedly ain't got no place where he can put him except that there haunted house. The preacher man say he just soon stay there as anywheres, 'cause he been living in these low-grounds of sorrow too long for to be set back by any one-horse haunts. The miller man allowed that he was a-feared the haunts'd worry him mightily, but the preacher man allow, he did, that he used to being worried, and he up and tell the miller man that he'd a heap rather stay in the house with the haunt, no matter how big she is, than to stay out doors in the rain.
So the miller man, he allow he ain't got no more apology for to make, 'cause if the preacher man was ready for to face the haunts and set up there and out blink 'em, they wouldn't be nobody in the round world no gladder than him. Then the miller man showed the preacher man how to get in the house and had him a great big fire built. And after the miller man was done gone, the preacher man drawed a chair up to the fire and waited for the haunts, but they ain't no haunts come. Then when they ain't no haunts come, the preacher man took and open up he satchel and got him out some spare ribs and sat 'em by the fire for to cook, and then he got down and said he prayers, and then he got up and read he Bible. He was a mighty good man, man, and he prayed and read a long time. By and by, when his spare ribs get done, he got some bread out of he satchel, and fixed for to eat his supper.
By the time he got all the meat off of one of the ribs, the preacher man listened, and he heared a monstrous scrambling and scratching on the wall. He look 'round, he did, and there was a great big black cat a-sharpening her claws on the door facing. Folks, don't talk! That there cat was of sight! Great long white tooths and great big yellow eye-balls a-shining like they was lit up way back in her head. She stood there a minute, that old black cat did, and then she begun to sidle up like she was going to mount that preacher man right there and then. But the preacher man, he just shooed at her, and it seem like this sort of scared her, 'cause she went off.
But the preacher man, he kept his eye open, and held on to his spare rib. Presently he hear the old black cat coming back, and this time she fetch with her a great big gang of cats. They was all black just like she was, and their eye-balls shineded and their lashes was long and white. it look like the preacher man was a-going to get surroundered.
They come a-sidling up, they did, and the old black cat made a pass at the preacher man like she was a-going to tear he eyes out. The preacher man dodged, but the next pass she made, the preacher man fetch her wipe with his spare rib and cut off one of her toes. With that the old black cat fetch a yell that you might a-heard a mile, and then she give herself a sort of a twist and made her disappearance up the chimney, and when she do that all the other cats made their disappearance up the chimney. The preacher man he got up, he did, and looked under the bed for to see if he can find any more cats, but they was all done gone.
Then he took and pick up the cat toe what he done knock off with the spare rib, and wrap it up in a piece of paper and put it in he pocket. Then he say his prayers some more, and went to bed and slept right straight along till broad daylight, and nothing ain't darest to bother him.
Next morning the preacher man got up, he did, and say his prayers and eat his breakfast, and then he allow to hisself that he'll go by and tell the miller man that he mighty much obliged. Before he start, it come across he mind about the cats what pester him the night before, and he took and feel in he pockets for the big black cat toe what he done cut off with the spare rib. But it seems like the toe done grow in the night, and bless goodness! When he unwrap it it weren't nothing less than a great big finger with a ring on it.
So the preacher man took and fix up all his contrapments, and then call on the miller man and told him he was mighty much obliged 'cause he let him stay in the house. The miller man was astonished for to see the preacher man, 'cause he knew that when folks stay all night in that house they ain't come down no more. He was astonished, but he didn't say much. He just stand still and wonder.
But the preacher man, he up and ask about the miller man's wife, and say he wants to see her and tell her good-bye, being as how they'd all been so good. So the miller man, he took and carry the preacher into the room where his wife was laying in bed. The old woman had the counterpane drawed up under her chin, but she look mighty bad round the eyes. Yet, she took and howdied the preacher man and told him he was mighty welcome.
They talk and talk, they did, and after while the preacher man hold out his hand for to tell the woman good-bye; but the woman, she held out her left hand, she did, like she want that for to get shooken. But the preacher man wouldn't shake that one. He say that ain't nigh going to do, 'cause when folks got any politeness left they don't never hold out the left hand. The woman she say her right was cripple, but her old man allow he ain't never hear about that before, and then he took and make her pull it out from under the cover, and then they seed that one of her fingers was done clean gone.
The miller man he up and allow,"How come this?"
The woman she allow, "I cut it off."
The miller man he allow, "How you cut it off?"
The woman she allow, "I knock it off?"
The miller man he allow, "Whereabouts you knock it off?"
The woman she allow, "I broke it off."
The miller man he allow, "When you break it off?"
Then the woman she ain't say nothing. She just lay there, she did, and pant and look scared.
The preacher man he study a little and then he say he expect he can cure that hand, and he took the finger out and he pocket and tried it on the woman's hand, and it fit! Yes sir! It fit in the place right smick smack smooth.
Then the preacher man he up and tell the miller man that the woman was a witch, and with that the woman fetched a yell and covered her head with the counterpane.
Yet this ain't do her no good, 'cause the preacher man say he done look in the books and the onliest way for to cure a witch is to burn her; and it ain't look so bad, neither, 'cause when they tied her she took and turn to be a great big black cat, and that's the way she was when she was burnt.
C108. The Little Boy and His Dogs
3: The Little Boy and His Dogs. Text Source: Daddy Jake, The Runaway by Joel Chandler Harris. Online at Hathi Trust. I have removed the frame material and standardized the spelling; click here for notes to the story. Also, I have left out the part about the little girl being white; I read that as a part of the frametale appealing to the audience; the frametale audience has also insinuated himself into the illustration too, where the little boy is white.
One time, there was a woman living alongside of the big road, and this here woman she had one little boy. He was a mighty smart little boy, and his mammy set lots by him. Seem like she ain't never have no luck excepting along with that boy, 'cause there was one time when she had a little gal, and, bless your soul! Somebody come along and tote the little gal off, and when that happen the woman ain't have no more little gal, and the little boy ain't have no more little sister. this make both of 'em mighty sorry, but look like the little boy was the sorriest, 'cause he show it the mostest.
The old Bear filled the pot with water. Then the little boy say, "Build a fire under the pot and heat the water hot."
One time, there was a woman living alongside of the big road, and this here woman she had one little boy. He was a mighty smart little boy, and his mammy set lots by him. Seem like she ain't never have no luck excepting along with that boy, 'cause there was one time when she had a little gal, and, bless your soul! Somebody come along and tote the little gal off, and when that happen the woman ain't have no more little gal, and the little boy ain't have no more little sister. this make both of 'em mighty sorry, but look like the little boy was the sorriest, 'cause he show it the mostest.
Some days he'd take a notion for to go and hunt his little sister, and then he'd go down the big road and climb a big pine-tree, and get right spang in the top, and look all round for to see if he can't see his little sister somewheres in the woods. He couldn't see her, but he'd stay up there in the tree and swing in the wind and allow to hisself that maybe he might see her by and by.
One day, whiles he was a-sitting up there, he see two mighty fine ladies walking down the road. He climb down out of the tree, he did, and run and told his mammy. Then she up and ask, "How is they dress, honey?"
"Mighty fine, mammy, mighty fine, puffy-out petticoats and long green veils."
"How just they look, honey?"
"Spick span new, mammy."
"They ain't none of our kin, is they, honey?"
"That they ain't, mammy — they are mighty fine ladies."
The fine ladies, they come on down the road, they did, and stop by the woman's house, and beg her for to please and give 'em some water. The little boy, he run and fetch 'em a gourd full, and they put the gourd under their veils, and drunk, and drunk, and drunk just like they was mighty nigh perish for water.
The little boy watch 'em. Directly he holler out, "Mammy, mammy! What you reckon? They are lapping the water."
The woman hollered back, "I reckon that's the way the quality folks does, honey."
Then the ladies beg for some bread, and the little boy took 'em a pone. They eat it like they was mighty nigh famish for bread.
By and by the little boy holler out and say, "Mammy, mammy! What you reckon? They got great long tooths."
The woman, she holler back, "I reckon all the quality folks is got 'em, honey."
Then the ladies ask for some water for to wash their hands, and the little boy brung 'em some. He watch 'em, and by and by he holler out, "Mammy, mammy! What you reckon? They got little bit of hairy hands and arms."
The woman, she holler back, "I reckon all the quality folks is got 'em, honey."
Then the ladies beg the woman for to please and let the little boy show 'em where the big road forks. But the little boy don't want to go. He holler out, "Mammy, folks don't have to be showed where the road forks."
But the woman she allow, "I reckon the quality folks does, honey."
The little boy, he begun to whimper and cry 'cause he don't want to go with the ladies, but the woman say he ought to be ashamed of hisself for to be going on that away 'fore the quality folks, and more than that, he might run upon his little sister and fetch her home.
Now this here little boy had two mighty bad dogs. One of 'em was named Minnyminny Morack, and the the other one was name Follerlinsko, and they was so bad they had to be tied in the yard day and night, except when they was a-hunting.
So the little boy, he went and got a pan of water and set him down in the middle of the floor and then he went and got him a willow limb, and he stuck it in the ground. Then he allow, "Mammy, when the water in this here pan turns to blood, then you run out and turn loose Minnyminny Morack and Follerlinsko, and then when you see that there willow limb a-shaking, you run and sick 'em on my track."
The woman, she up and say she'd turn the dogs loose, and then the little boy he stuck his hands in he pockets and went on down the road a whistling just same as any other little boy, except that he was lots smarter. He went on down the road, he did, and the fine quality ladies they come on behind.
The further he went the faster he walk. This make the quality ladies walk fast, too, and it weren't so mighty long till the little boy hear 'em making a mighty curious fuss, and when he turn 'round, bless gracious! They was a-panting, 'cause they was so tired and hot. The little boy allow to hisself that it mighty curious how ladies can pant same as a wild varmint, but he say he expect that the way the quality ladies does when they gets hot and tired, and he make like he can't hear 'em, 'cause he want to be nice and polite.
After a while, when the quality ladies think the little boy weren't looking at 'em, he seed one of 'em drop down on her all-fours and trot along just like a varmint, and it weren't long 'fore the other one dropped down on her all-fours.
Then the little boy allowed , "Shoo! If that the way quality ladies rest theirself when they get tired I reckon a little chap about my size better be fixing for to rest hisself." So he look 'round, he did, and he took and pick him out a great big pine-tree by the side of the road, and begun to climb it.
Then when they see that, one of the quality ladies allow, "My goodness! What in the world you up to now?"
Little boy he say, says he, "I'm just a-climbing a tree for to rest my bones."
Ladies, they allow, "Whyn't you rest 'em on the ground?"
Little boy say, says he, "Because I like to get up where it cool and high."
The quality ladies, they took and walk 'round and 'round the tree like they was measuring it for to see how big it is. By and by, after while they say, says they, "Little boy, little boy! You better come down from there and show us the way to the forks of the road."
Then the little boy allow, "Just keep right on, ladies — you'll find the forks of the road; you can't miss 'em. I'm afeared for to come down, 'cause I might fall and hurt some of you all."
The ladies they say, says they, "You better come down here 'fore we run and tell your mammy how bad you is."
The little boy allow, "Whiles you are telling her please and tell her how scared I is."
Then the quality ladies got mighty mad. They walked 'round that tree and fairly snorted. They pulled off their bonnets, and their veils, and their dresses, and, lo and beholds! The little boy seen they was two great big panthers. They had great big eyes, and big sharp tooths, and great long tails, and they look up at the little boy and growl and grin at him till he come mighty nigh having a chill. They tried to climb the tree, but they had done trim their claws so they could get on gloves, and they couldn't climb no more.
Then one of 'em sat down in the road and made a curious mark in the sand, and their great long tails turned to axes, and no sooner is their tails turn to axes than they begun to cut the tree down. I ain't dares to tell you how sharp them axes was, 'cause you wouldn't nigh believe me. One of 'em stood on one side of the tree, and the other one stood on the other side, and they whack at that tree like they was taking a holiday. They whack out chips as big as your hat, and it weren't so mighty long 'fore the tree was ready for to fall.
But whiles the little boy was sitting up there, scared mighty nigh to death, it come into his mind that he had some eggs in his pocket what he done brung with him for to eat whenever he get hungry. He took out one of the eggs and broke it, and say, "Place, fill up!"
And, bless your soul! The place fill up sure enough, and the tree look just exactly like nobody ain't been a-cutting on it.
But them there panthers they was very vigorous, they just spit on their hands and cut away. When they get the tree mighty nigh cut down the little boy he pull out another egg and broke it, and say, "Place, fill up!" and by the time he say it the tree was done made sound again.
They kept on this away till the little boy begun to get scared again. He done broke all he eggs, excepting one, and them there critters was just a-cutting away like they was venomous, which they most surely was.
Just about that time the little boy mammy happen to stumble over the pan of water what was sitting down on the floor, and there it was all done turn to blood. Then she took and run and unloose Minnyminny Morack and Follerlinsko. Then when she do that she see the willow limb a-shaking, and then she put the dogs on the little boy track, and away they went.
The little boy hear 'em a-coming, and he holler out, "Come on, my good dogs. Here, dogs, here."
The panthers they stop chopping and listen. One ask the other one what she hear. Little boy say, "You don't hear nothing. Go on with your chopping."
The panthers they chop some more, and then they think they hear the dogs a-coming. Then they try their best for to get away, but it weren't no use. They ain't got time for to change their axes back into tails, and course they can't run with axes dragging behind 'em. So the dogs catch 'em.
The little boy, he allow, "Shake 'em and bite 'em. Drag 'em 'round and 'round till you drag 'em two mile." So the dogs they drag 'em 'round two mile.
Then the little boy say, says he, "Shake 'em and tear 'em. Drag 'em 'round and 'round till you drag 'em ten mile." So they drag 'em ten mile, and by the time they got back, the panthers was cold and stiff.
Then the little boy climbed down out of the tree, and sat down for to rest hisself. By and by after while, he allow to hisself that being he have so much fun, he believe he takes his dogs and go way off in the woods for to see if he can't find his little sister.
He call his dogs, he did, and went off in the woods, and they ain't been gone so mighty far 'fore he seed a house in the woods away off by itself. The dogs they went up and smelt 'round, they did, and come with their bristles up, but the little boy allow he'd go up there anyhow and see what the dogs was mad about. So he call the dogs and went towards the house, and when he got close up he saw a little gal toting wood and water. She was a mighty pretty little gal, but her clothes was all in rags, and she was crying 'cause she had to work so hard. Minnyminny Morack and Follerlinsko wagged their tails when they seed the little gal, and the little boy know'd by that that she was his sister.
So he went up and ask her what her name is, and she say she don't know what her name is, 'cause she so scared she done forget. Then he ask her what the name of goodness she crying about, and she say she crying 'cause she had to work so hard. Then he ask her who the house belong tp, and she allow it belong to a great big old black Bear, and this old Bear make her tote wood and water all the time. She say the water is to go in the big wash-pot, and the wood is for to make the pot boil, and the pot was to cook folks what the great big old Bear brung home to he chilluns.
The little boy didn't tell the little gal that he was her brother, but he allow that he was going to stay and eat supper with the big old Bear. The little girl cried and allow he better not, but the little boy say he ain't feared for to eat supper with a Bear.
So they went in the house, and when the little; boy got in there, he seed that the Bear had two great big chilluns, and one of 'em was squatting on the bed, and the other one was squatting down in the hearth. The chilluns, they was both of 'em named Cubs, to short, but the little boy weren't scared of 'em, 'cause there was his dogs for to make away with 'em if they so much as roll their eye-ball.
The old Bear was a mighty long time coming back, so the little gal she up and fix supper, anyhow, and the little boy he took and scrounge Cubs first on one side and then on other, and him and the little gal got much as they want. After supper the little boy told the little gal that he'd take and comb her hair just to while away the time; but the little gal hair ain't been comb for so long, and it am got in such a tange, that it make the poor critter cry for to hear anybody talking about combing of it. Then the little boy allow he ain't going to hurt her, and he took and warm some water in a pan and put it on her hair, and then he comb and curled it just as nice as you most ever see.
When the old Bear get home he was mighty took aback when he seed he had company, and when he see 'em all sitting down like they come then for to stay. But he was mighty polite, and he shook hands all 'round, and sat down by the fire and dry his boots, and ask about the crops, and allow that the weather would be monstrous fine if they could get a little season of rain.
Then he took and make a great admiration over the little gal's hair, and he ask the little boy how in the round world can he curl it and fix it so nice; the little one allow it's easy enough. Then the old Bear say he believe he like to get his hair curled up that way, and the little boy say, "Fill the big pot with water."
The old Bear filled the pot with water. Then the little boy say, "Build a fire under the pot and heat the water hot."
When the water got scalding hot, the little boy say, "All ready, now. Stick your head in. It's the onliest way for to make your hair curl."
Then the old Bear stuck he head in the water, and that was the last of him, bless gracious! The scalding water curled the hair till it come off, and I expect that where they get the idea about putting bear grease on folks' hair. The young Bears they cry like everything when they see how their daddy been treated, and they want bite and scratch the little boy and his sister, but them dogs — that Minnyminny Morack and that Follerlinsko — they just laid hold of them there Bears, and there weren't enough left of 'em to feed a kitten.
The little boy took and carried his sister home, and his mammy says she ain't never going to set no store by folks with fine clothes, 'cause they so deceitful; no, never, so long as the Lord might spare her.
C109. How Black Snake Caught the Wolf
4: How Black Snake Caught the Wolf. Text Source: Daddy Jake, The Runaway by Joel Chandler Harris. Online at Hathi Trust. I have removed the frame material and standardized the spelling; click here for notes to the story.
One time, Brer Rabbit and old Brer Wolf was going down the road together, and Brer Wolf, he allow that times was mighty hard and money scarce.
Brer Rabbit, he agree along with him, he did, that times was mighty tight, and he up and say that it was in about much as he can do for to make both ends meet. He allow, he did, "Brer Wolf, you are getting mighty gaunt, and it won't be so mighty long 'fore we'll have to be took up and put in the poor-house. What make this?" says Brer Rabbit, says he; "I'll be blessed if I can tell, 'cause here are all the critters getting gaunt whiles all the reptiles is a-getting seal fat. No longer than yesterday, I was coming along through the woods. When who should I meet but old Brer Snake, and he was that put that he ain't can scarcely pull he tail along after he head. I allow to meself, I did, that this here country getting in a mighty bad way when the critters is got to go 'round with their ribs growing together whiles the reptiles laying up in the sun just naturally fattening on their own laziness. Yes sir, that what I allowed."
Brer Wolf, he say, he did, that if the reptiles was getting the advantage of the critters that a-way, that it was about time for to clean out the reptiles or leave the country, and he allow, furthermore, that he was ready far to join in with the patter-rollers and drive 'em out.
And I let you know that when Mr. Black Snake get through with that critter, he ain't want no more goodies.
One time, Brer Rabbit and old Brer Wolf was going down the road together, and Brer Wolf, he allow that times was mighty hard and money scarce.
Brer Rabbit, he agree along with him, he did, that times was mighty tight, and he up and say that it was in about much as he can do for to make both ends meet. He allow, he did, "Brer Wolf, you are getting mighty gaunt, and it won't be so mighty long 'fore we'll have to be took up and put in the poor-house. What make this?" says Brer Rabbit, says he; "I'll be blessed if I can tell, 'cause here are all the critters getting gaunt whiles all the reptiles is a-getting seal fat. No longer than yesterday, I was coming along through the woods. When who should I meet but old Brer Snake, and he was that put that he ain't can scarcely pull he tail along after he head. I allow to meself, I did, that this here country getting in a mighty bad way when the critters is got to go 'round with their ribs growing together whiles the reptiles laying up in the sun just naturally fattening on their own laziness. Yes sir, that what I allowed."
Brer Wolf, he say, he did, that if the reptiles was getting the advantage of the critters that a-way, that it was about time for to clean out the reptiles or leave the country, and he allow, furthermore, that he was ready far to join in with the patter-rollers and drive 'em out.
But Brer Rabbit, he allow, he did, that the best way for to get along was to find out whereabouts the reptiles had their smoke-house and go in there and get some of* the vittles what by good rights belonged to the critters.
Brer Wolf say maybe this the best way, 'cause if the reptiles get word that the patter-rollers is a-coming they'll take and hide the gingercakes, and their persimmon beer, and their whats-his-names, so that the critters can't get 'em. By this time they come to the forks of the road, and Brer Rabbit he went one way, and Brer Wolf he went the other.
Where Brer Wolf went, the goodness knows, but Brer Rabbit, he went on down the road towards he own house, and whiles he was lippiting long, nibbling a bite here and a bite there, he hear a mighty curious fuss in the woods. He lay low, Brer Rabbit did, and listen. He look sharp, he did, and by and by he catch a glimpse of old Mr. Black Snake going along through the grass. Brer Rabbit, he lay low and watch him. Mr. Black Snake crept along, he did, just like he was greased. Brer Rabbit say to hisself, "Hi! There goes one of the reptiles, and as she slips, she slides along."
Yet, still he lay low and watch. Mr. Black Snake crept along, he did, and by and by he come where there was a great big poplar-tree. Brer Rabbit, he crept on his belly and follow along after. Mr. Black Snake took and circle all 'round the tree, and then he stop and sing out,
Watsilla, watsilla,
Consario wo!
Watsilla, watsilla,
Consario wo!
And den, most 'fore Brer Rabbit can wink he eye, a door what was in the tree flewed open, and Mr. Black Snake took and crawl in. Brer Rabbit allow, he did, "Ah-yi! There where you stay! There where you keeps your persimmon beer! There where you hides your backbone and spare ribs. Ah-yi!"
When Mr. Black Snake went in the house, Brer Rabbit crept up, he did, and listen for to see what he can hear going on in there. But he ain't hear nothing. By and by, whiles he sitting 'round there, he hear the same song:
Watsilla, watsilla,
Consario wo!
Watsilla, watsilla,
Consario wo!
And most 'fore Brer Rabbit can hide in the weeds, the door it flewed open, and out Mr. Black Snake slid. He slid out, he did, and slid off, and after he get out of sight, Brer Rabbit, he took and went back to the poplar-tree for to see if he can get in there. He hunt 'round and he hunt 'round, and yet ain't find no door. Then he sat up on he behind legs, old Brer Rabbit did, and allow, "Hey! What kind of contraption this here? I seed a door there just now, but there ain't no door there now."
Old Brer Rabbit scratch he head, he did, and by and by it come into he mind that maybe the song got something or other to do with it, and with that he chimed up, he did, and sing,
Watsilla, watsilla,
Bandario, wo-haw!
Time he say first part, the door sort of open, but when he say the last part it slammed shut again. Then he tune up some more:
Watsilla, watsilla,
Bandario, wo-haw!
Time he say the first part the door open little ways, but time he say the last part it slammed shut again. Then Brer Rabbit allow he'd hang 'round there and find out what kind of hinges that there door was a-swinging on. So he stays 'round there, he did, till by and by Mr. Black Snake came long back.
Brer Rabbit crept up, he did, and he hear him sing the song:
Watsilla, watsilla,
Consario wo!
Watsilla, watsilla,
Consario wo!
Then the door open, and Mr. Black Snake, he slid in, and Brer Rabbit, he lipped off in the bushes and sung the song by hisself. Then he went home and took some rest, and next day he went back; and when Mr. Black Snake come out and went off, Brer Rabbit, he took and sing the song, and the door fiewed open, and in he went. He went in, he did, and when he got in there, he find lots of goodies. He find cakes and sausages, and all sort of nice doings.
Then he come out, and the next day he went he told old Brer Wolf, and Brer Wolf, he allow that, being as times is hard, he believe he'll go along and sample some of Mr. Black Snake's doings.
They went, they did, and soon as they find that Mr. Black Snake is gone, Brer Rabbit he sing the song, and the door open, and in he went. He went in there, he did, and he gobbled up his bellyful, and whiles he doing this Brer Wolf he gallop 'round and 'round, trying for to get in. But the door done slam shut, and Brer Wolf ain't know the song.
By and by Brer Rabbit he come out, he did, licking he chops and wiping he mustache, and Brer Wolf ask him what the name of goodness is the reason he ain't let him go in along with him.
Brer Rabbit, he vow, he did, that he expected any gump'd know that somebody got to stay outside and watch whiles the other one was on the inside. Brer Wolf say he ain't thunk of that, and then he ask Brer Rabbit for to let him in, and please be so good as to stay out there and watch whiles he get some of the goodies.
With that Brer Rabbit, he sung the song:
Watsilla, watsilla,
Consario wo!
Watsilla, watsilla,
Consario wo!
He sung the song, he did, and the door flewed open, and Brer Wolf he leaped in, and begun to gobble up the goodies. Brer Rabbit, he stayed outside, and make like he going to watch. Brer Wolf, he et and et, and he keep on a-eating.
Brer Rabbit, he took and stand off in the bushes, and by and by he hear Mr. Black Snake a-sliding through the grass. Brer Rabbit, he ain't say nothing. He allow to hisself, he did, that he was there to watch, and that what he going to do if the good Lord spare him. So he sat there and watch, and Mr. Black Snake, he come a-sliding up to the house and sing the song, and then the door flewed open and in he went.
Brer Rabbit sat there and watch so hard, he did, that it look like he eyes going to pop out. It weren't long 'fore he hear something or other like a scuttle going on in the poplar-tree, and, first news you know, Brer Wolf come tumbling out.
He come tumbling out, he did, and down he fell, 'cause Mr. Black Snake got him tied hard and fast so he ain't can run.
Then, after so long a time, Mr. Black Snake took and tie Brer Wolf up to a limb, and there that critter swung 'twixt the heaven and the earth. He swung and swayed, and every time he swung Mr. Black Snake took and lash him with he tail, and every time he lash him Brer Rabbit holler out, he did, "Serve him right! serve him right!"
And I let you know that when Mr. Black Snake get through with that critter, he ain't want no more goodies.
C111. How the Terrapin Was Taught to Fly
6: How the Terrapin Was Taught to Fly. Text Source: Daddy Jake, The Runaway by Joel Chandler Harris. Online at Hathi Trust. I have removed the frame material and standardized the spelling; click here for notes to the story.
There was a time when old Brer Terrapin boned old Brer Buzzard for to learn him how to fly. He got after him, and he kept after him ; he begged and persuaded, and persuaded and he begged. Brer Buzzard told him that there was most too much of him in one place, but Brer Terrapin, he just kept on after him, and by and by Brer Buzzard allow that if nothing else ain't gonna do him, he'll just whirl in and give him some lessons in flying for old acquaintance sakes.
This make old Brer Terrapin feel mighty good, and he say he ready for to begin right now, but Brer Buzzard say he ain't got time just then, but he'll be sure and come 'round the next day and give old Brer Terrapin the first lesson.
There was a time when old Brer Terrapin boned old Brer Buzzard for to learn him how to fly. He got after him, and he kept after him ; he begged and persuaded, and persuaded and he begged. Brer Buzzard told him that there was most too much of him in one place, but Brer Terrapin, he just kept on after him, and by and by Brer Buzzard allow that if nothing else ain't gonna do him, he'll just whirl in and give him some lessons in flying for old acquaintance sakes.
This make old Brer Terrapin feel mighty good, and he say he ready for to begin right now, but Brer Buzzard say he ain't got time just then, but he'll be sure and come 'round the next day and give old Brer Terrapin the first lesson.
Ole Brer Terrapin, he sat there and wait, he did, and though he nodded here and there through the night, it look like to him that day ain't never going to come. He wait and he wait, he did, but by and by the sun riz, and it weren't so mighty long after that 'fore here come Brer Buzzard sailing along. He sailed 'round and 'round, and every time he sail 'round he come lower, and after while he lit.
He lit, he did, and pass the time of day with Brer Terrapin and ask him is he ready. Brer Terrapin allow he been ready too long to talk about, and when Brer Buzzard hear this, he took and squat in the grass and ask Brer Terrapin for to crawl upon he back. But Brer Buzzard back mighty slick, and the more Brer Terrapin try for to crawl up, the more he slip back. But he took and crawl up after while, and when he get sort of settled down, he allow, he did, "You can start now, Brer Buzzard, but you'll hvae to be mighty careful not to run over no rocks and stumps, 'cause if this here wagon gets to jolting, I'm a goner," says he.
Brer Buzzard, he took and start off easy, and he move so slick and smooth and swift that Brer Terrapin laugh and allow that he ain't had no such sweet riding since he crossed the river in a flat. He sail 'round and 'round, he did, and give Brer Terrapin a good ride, and then by and by he sail down to the ground and let Brer Tarryin slip off of he back.
Next day he come 'round again, old Brer Buzzard did, and give Brer Terrapin another good ride, and the next day he done the same, and he keep on doing this a-way, till after while Brer Terrapin got the conceit that he can do some flying on he own hook. So he up and ask Brer Buzzard for call 'round one more time, and give him a good start.
Gentlemens! It tickles me every time it come in my mind, that it do! Well, sir, old Brer Buzzard was that full of rascality that he ain't got no better sense than to come, and the next day he sail up, he did, bright and yarly. He lit on the grass, and old Brer Terrapin, he crept up on he back, and then Brer Buzzard riz. He riz up in the elements, now, and when he get up there he sort of fetched a flirt and a swoop and slid out from under Brer Terrapin.
Old Brer Terrapin, he flapped he foots and wagged he head and shook he tail, but all this ain't done no good. He start off right-side up, but he ain't drop far, 'fore he begun to turn somersaults up there, and down he come on he back —kerblam—m—m—! And if it hadn't but have been for the strength of he shell, he'd've got bust wide open. He lay there, old Brer Terrapin did, and try to ketch he breath and he groan and he pant like every minute going to be next.
Old Brer Buzzard, he sail 'round, he did, and look at Brer Terrapin, and by and by he lit for to make inquirements.
"Brer Terrapin, how you feel?" says he.
"Brer Buzzard, I 'm teetotally ruined," says he.
"Well, Brer Terrapin, I told you not to try to fly," says he.
"Hush up, Brer Buzzard!" says he; 'I flewed good as anybody, but you forgot to learn me how to light. Flying is easy as falling, but I don't expect I can learn how to light, and that's where the trouble come in," says he.
BRER RABBIT and BRER FOX
Well, the goodness and the gracious! That put me in mind of the time when old Brer Rabbit make a bet with Brer Fox. If I ain't make no mistakes, old Brer Rabbit bet Brer Fox that he can go the highest up in the elements, and not clam no hollow tree neither. Brer Fox, he took him up, and they appointed the day for the trial to come off.
Whiles they was making all their arrangements, Brer Fox hear talk that Brer Rabbit have done gone and hire Brer Buzzard for to tote him way above the tops of the trees. Soon as he hear this, Brer Fox went to Brer Buzzard, he did, and told him that he give him a pot of gold if he'd whirl in and carry Brer Rabbit clean out and the county. Brer Buzzard allow that he was the very man for to do that kind of business.
So then when the time come for the trial, Brer Fox, he was there, and Brer Rabbit, he was there, and Brer Buzzard, he was there, and lots of the other critters. They flung cross and piles for to see which going to start first, and it fell to Brer Fox. He look 'round, old Brer Fox did, and wink at Brer Buzzard, an Brer Buzzard, he wink back good as he can. With that, Brer Fox took a running start and climb a leaning tree. Brer Rabbit say that better than he expected Brer Fox can do, but he allow he going to beat that. Then he took and jump on Brer Buzzard back, and Brer Buzzard riz and sail off with him.
Brer Fox laugh when he see this, and allow, sezee, "Folks, if you all got any interest in old Brer Rabbit, you just better tell him good-by, 'cause you won't see him no more in there diggings."
This make all the other critters feel mighty good, 'cause in them days old Brer Rabbit was a terrifier, that he was. But they all sat there, they did, and keep their eye on Brer Buzzard, which he keep on getting higher and higher, and littler and littler. They look and they look, and by and by they sort of see Brer Buzzard flop first one wing, and then the other. He keep on flopping this a-way, and every time he flop, he get nigher and nigher the ground. He flop and fall, and flop and fall, and circle 'round, and by and by he come close to the place where he start from, and him and Brer Rabbit come down ker-flip! And Brer Rabbit ain't no sooner hit the ground than he rush off in the bushes, and sat there for to see what going to happen next.
When old Brer Buzzard got 'way up in the elements, he allow, he did, "We are going on a mighty long journey, Brer Rabbit."
Brer Rabbit he laugh like a man what's a-driving a plow-horse with a bridoon bit. "You may be a-going on a long journey, Brer Buzzard; I don't dispute that," says he, "but it'll be after you done carried me back where we start from."
Then Brer Buzzard he up and tell Brer Rabbit about the bargain he done make with Brer Fox. This make Brer Rabbit laugh worse than before.
"Lord, Brer Buzzard," says he, "when it come to making that kind of bargain, you ought to make it with me, 'cause I'm a long ways a better trader than what Brer Fox is."
Brer Buzzard he don't respond to that, but he keep on flying higher and higher, and further and further away. By and by Brer Rabbit begun to get kind of uneasy, and he allow , "Look like to me we done come far enough, Brer Buzzard," says he, "and I'll be mighty much obliged if you carry me back."
Brer Buzzard keep on flying further.
By and by Brer Rabbit ask him again, but Brer Buzzard keep on flying further. Then old Brer Rabbit he allow, says he, "If I got to just naturally make you go back, I expect I better start in right now," says he.
With that Brer Rabbit reach down, he did, and bit Brer Buzzard under the wing. Yes sir, old Brer Rabbit reach down and bit Brer Buzzard under the wing, right spang in he most ticklish and tendersome spot. Course this make Brer Buzzard shut he wing quick, and when he shut he wing, he obliged to fall some.
Then when he open the wing out and catch hisself, Brer Rabbit holler out, "Is you going back, Brer Buzzard?"
Brer Buzzard ain't say nothing, and then Brer Rabbit reach down and bit him under the other wing. It keep on this a-way till it got so that Brer Rabbit can guide Brer Buzzard along just same as if he done been broke to harness, and that's the way he made him carry him back.
C115. How the Birds Talk
10: How the Birds Talk. Text Source: Daddy Jake, The Runaway by Joel Chandler Harris. Online at Hathi Trust. I have removed the frame material and standardized the spelling; click here for notes to the story. There is a preamble where Uncle Remus imitates the calls of the two birds shown in the illustrations, and after completing the story, he describes the calls of the barnyard fowl also.
When Becky's Bill was growing up, he went frolicking around, and one night he come through the Two-Mile Swamp. He come along, he did, and the first news you know a great big old owl flewed up in a tree and snap he bill just like somebody cracking a whip.
Becky's Bill make like he ain't take no notice, but he sort of mend he gait.
Presently, old Mr. Owl flewed up in another tree little ways ahead, and smack he mouth. Then he hollow out, "Who cooks — who cooks — who cooks for you all?"
Becky's Bill move on — he make like he ain't hear nothing.
Old Mr. Owl hollow out, "Who cooks — who cooks — who cooks for you all?"
By that time Becky's Bill done get sort of scared, and he stop and say, "Well, sir, enduring of the week, mammy, she cooks, but on Sundays, and more specially if they got company, then old Aunt Dicey, she cooks."
Old Mr. Owl, he ruffle up he feathers, he did, and smack he mouth, and look down at Becky's Bill, and allow, "Who cooks — who cooks — who cooks for you-all?"
When Becky's Bill was growing up, he went frolicking around, and one night he come through the Two-Mile Swamp. He come along, he did, and the first news you know a great big old owl flewed up in a tree and snap he bill just like somebody cracking a whip.
Becky's Bill make like he ain't take no notice, but he sort of mend he gait.
Presently, old Mr. Owl flewed up in another tree little ways ahead, and smack he mouth. Then he hollow out, "Who cooks — who cooks — who cooks for you all?"
Becky's Bill move on — he make like he ain't hear nothing.
Old Mr. Owl hollow out, "Who cooks — who cooks — who cooks for you all?"
By that time Becky's Bill done get sort of scared, and he stop and say, "Well, sir, enduring of the week, mammy, she cooks, but on Sundays, and more specially if they got company, then old Aunt Dicey, she cooks."
Old Mr. Owl, he ruffle up he feathers, he did, and smack he mouth, and look down at Becky's Bill, and allow, "Who cooks — who cooks — who cooks for you-all?"
Becky's Bill, he take off he hat, he did. and allow, says he, "Well, sir, it's just like I tell you. More in generally enduring of the week, mammy, she cooks, but on Sundays, more specially when they got company, old Aunt Dicey, she cooks."
Old Mr. Owl, he keep asking, and Becky's Bill keep on telling till, by and by, Becky's Bill, he got scared, and tired, and mad, and then he leapt out from there and he run home like a quarter-horse; and now if you get him in that swamp you got to go along with him.
Monday, January 18, 2010
Tar-Baby: Frost and Kemble
Title: The Tar-Baby, and Other Rhymes of Uncle Remus
Author: Harris, Joel Chandler
Illustrator: A. B. Frost
Illustrator: Edward Kemble
Year: 1904
Source: Internet Archive
Images: Flickr Album
Author: Harris, Joel Chandler
Illustrator: A. B. Frost
Illustrator: Edward Kemble
Year: 1904
Source: Internet Archive
Images: Flickr Album
This book does not contain any new stories, but there are some adaptations here of Frost's drawings which are free-standing, instead of having text around them as in the original story publications.
Sunday, January 17, 2010
Daddy Jake: Kemble
Title: Daddy Jake the runaway, and short stories told after dark
Author: Harris, Joel Chandler
Illustrator: Edward Kemble
Year: 1898
Source: Internet Archive
Images: Flickr Album
Author: Harris, Joel Chandler
Illustrator: Edward Kemble
Year: 1898
Source: Internet Archive
Images: Flickr Album
Kemble was a notoriously racist artist. His animal illustrations are not done in minstrel-style as comic grotesque, but some of his human figures are; I have not included the image below in the Simon and Susanna story for that reason. For more about Kemble's racist art, see this blog post: Kemble illustrations.
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